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The Newly Undead

I DIDN’T MEAN to kill her. 

Then, all things considered, I guess you need to see that night my way. Things hadn’t gone well. Ha! You can say that again. I’d lost nearly thirty grand in a poker game, and my pockets were coming up dust. I had my silver monogrammed letter opener that I always carried, and it was getting pretty lonely in my jacket pocket.

Then she came on to me like a fly to honey, sitting in my lap like a hired party girl at a randy stag party. I’d seen her at the bar, earlier, name of Selina. She’d caught my eye, and I’d bought her a drink.

I liked her, too.

Except for the money thing, it would have turned out to be a good night. A very good night. We’d have gone back to my hotel suite—one at the top of the tower, the kind where the really ritzy gamblers have all their dreams come true—and I would have worried about the hotel bill I could no longer cover come sunrise.

We didn’t make it that far.

Not even close.

It was Jack the Crack that tried to put the cinch on my plans. Well, on our plans, because by that time, she had her hand inside my shirt, working its way to places you don’t need to know. She was licking my ear, and I was bleary-eyed with her presence. I was in the middle of my final hand, ready to give up for the night, when the Crack laid out his cards, grinned at me, and his gold tooth caught the light.

“Your girl, you willing to wager a night with her?”

His words were a bass guitar in apoplectic overload, just at the threshold of hearing, and I caught the insinuations. He’d thrown a knife-thrust of insults in that one sentence, and my mind went crazy with the need to protect Selina’s reputation.

A woman I didn’t even know.

I should have shrugged it off, thrown my cards onto the table, and walked away. That would have been the smart thing to do. Still, no one’s ever accused me of being smart around women and made it stick. Besides, her hand was so deep into my shirt, I didn’t know how she could reach so far.

I forgot my dusty pockets, and I fired back, with all the snarling arrogance I could manage, “Joker’s wild.”

The cards flashed in the dim light, and it seemed magic happened at that moment. With her as my stake, I pulled aces in every hand, dealt one after another. She cheered by clapping her hands, and more than once, she kissed me on the cheek. I couldn’t lose. The Crack was furious, with his face growing redder with each hand he lost.

I just kept raking the chips my way and setting them aside. I was going to be a rich man after tonight.

“Let’s go.”

She whispered the words in my ear, and I looked up from my royal flush to catch a glimmer in her eyes that said she had plans that wouldn’t wait. Desire swept through me, and I didn’t care about the money, anymore. I glanced at the Crack and flipped the cards his direction.

“This hand’s yours. You’ve lost enough.” I stood, and she wrapped herself around me like I was a pole and she was a dancer, and she was about to give the performance of her life.

“You don’t want to leave with Selina.” The Crack spat the words, pushing my cards away. His eyes were coals as he taunted me. “Play another hand. Let me save your life tonight.”

“Fool. You’ve given me my life tonight. I intend to live it up on your cash.” Selina’s hand was toying with my waistband, and I wanted to get her alone and to myself as fast as I could.

“Ache, your life! Waste it, if you want. Come play again when the woman sucks you dry.”

Everyone at the table went silent at his words, but I didn’t pay attention. She was licking my neck, and I had my arm around her waist. She felt good, too, like a piece of candy that I wanted to consume until it was all gone.

We made it as far as the elevator. Once inside, she ripped my shirt wide, tearing the buttons off on the way down, like a hungry beast. It was half a grand, but what was money? I figured I’d won two million from Jack. What was $500 against that?

I hardly felt the prick of her teeth. They say the bite of a bat doesn’t hurt because it emits an analgesic that erases the pain. I think love does the same. All I knew was my knees went weak, and I sank to the floor of the elevator as she held me in her arms.

I was so far gone that I didn’t hear the ding of the door as it opened to let her out.

When I awoke, I knew what she’d done. I was hungry, so hungry, and every warm neck drew me like a fly to honey. I wanted a taste of every man, woman, and child so badly I could barely make my way to my room.

That’s why I killed her. I found my silver letter opener in my pocket, and I knew what I had to do. I discovered her back at Jack’s table, her hand inside another man’s shirt. Silver kills as well as wood, when it’s driven into the heart.

Now, I’m the one undead, and Jack’s looking my direction. I’ve got a mark to play, and then I get to feed.

 

Catching Her Eye

THE EYES IN the painting followed Eli. 

Never mind they were just oil and pigment, something smeared across the canvas, an artist’s rendition of an old soldier’s sour expression that would forever haunt the mansion’s dark walls.

He felt it every day on the way to breakfast, then back again. At lunch, they tracked his every move, and on the way to dinner, they judged his attire as appropriate or not, even if he wore the same thing every day.

He tried watching them from time to time, staring at the oil-formed orbs, but was frustrated at every turn. When he glared at the eyes, they looked away, as if daring him to accuse them of a misdeed most profound.

Now he hunched his shoulders and turned his head, refusing to look. It wasn’t fair in his own home, but what choice did he have?

None, none at all.

Then Sally came to visit.

She was a happy presence in the formal parlors. Her smile brightened everything, and she wore laughter in her eyes. She was a friend of a friend, a sister, really, to someone, from what he heard, and he made excuses for her to return. It was the third party of the summer before he realized he was falling in love.

Eli hoped Sally was, too.

There were moments in the garden when she stopped to talk to him. Intimately, too, touching his arm and whispering to him how much she appreciated her invitation. Once, at a formal lunch, she sat across from him at the table, and her foot bumped his under the flowing cloth. She seemed puzzled at first, then caught his eye and gave an embarrassed laugh. She flushed a light rose just at her collar, and he didn’t see that it could have been an accident.

Her attention made him want her more.

One Thursday Eli invited Sally for afternoon tea. He made sure no other invitations were out in the village, that the church calendar was clear, the ladies’ auxiliary wasn’t having a meeting, and there were no shops running specials that must be attended. He was clear she was under no compunction to attend, but her presence would be welcome, and it would help fill his empty day.

It was the first time he noticed her attention on the painting. She strolled by and seemed to smile at the scowling soldier’s face, and she gave a little laugh, as if a moment of secret understanding had passed between them. Then she looked away, offered her arm, and they continued into the solarium for light cakes and an hour of pleasant conversation.

Eli forgot the incident, as when she slipped on her gloves afterward, she asked if she could return. His next party? he inquired with a smile.

Tea tomorrow, Sally returned.

And so they did, letting it become a daily habit. Her presence filled him with such warmth that he felt no concern when she made a point to visit the solitary soldier for a few moments each time she passed him by. Eli no longer felt the eyes following him as he made his way to breakfast, lunch, or dinner, and he knew why.

Love.

That special attraction had entered the walls of his home, that emotional bond that drew people together, and all else was eclipsed from their souls. With the joy he now felt, he dismissed all the years of dread passing the painting as no more than an affectation on his part. Eyes following him? Bah! How foolish he’d been. It was loneliness that had haunted him, not dabs of pigment and a painter’s brush strokes.

He felt emboldened one afternoon, and over decorative sandwiches, during a lull in the conversation, he remarked on the painting, noting that she seemed to find it fascinating. He laughed, telling her that at one time, he had felt that the eyes followed him.

Her reply surprised him. You, too?

Not anymore, Eli remarked and smiled, although he didn’t tell her why. The inquiry had been more a manner of connection, a point of conversation, something to let her know he was intimately aware of her moods and interests.

It was his way of saying he had fallen in love.

That night, preparing for the following evening’s gala, Sally’s words began to gnaw at him. You, too? What did she mean? It was just a painting. The eyes didn’t move. They couldn’t. Besides, he’d studied them closely numerous times, never once finding evidence to support the claim.

His feeling had been that, only, an emotional state of mind devastated by his desperate need for a companion in life and in love. His proof? He had found love, and the eyes no longer followed him.

He vowed to tell Sally of his desire for her the very next evening.

She arrived with a press of guests in the fading evening light, her bright laugh and her brilliant smile lighting the doorway. She paused for a very long time in front of the painting, with a look of longing in her eyes.

The gala continued around her.

As the evening wound down, Eli searched for her to tell her of his love, and she was nowhere to be found.

Eli finally located Sally the next morning.

The old soldier’s eyes in the painting no longer followed Eli, even as he grew lonely and old. They were on the woman in the painting beside him, one with a very bright smile and eternal laughter in her eyes.

 

Glitter

FOOTSTEPS CREAKED ON the treads of the stairs.

The bedroom door handle turned slowly. It protested with a squeak, and the handle paused; then it began to turn again, this time more carefully. With a click, the door released, revealing the light of a candle shining through.

“Lucy? Are you there?” A giggle of feverish anticipation accompanied the words.

The candle slipped through the opening, illuminating a thin figure dressed all in black, the color of midnight assignations. The build suggested a man. When he pushed his hood back, his smooth face suggested someone younger. He was decorated with color, glitter, and rhinestones, a character in a child’s fantasy tale.

“Your mum’s light was on. I was sure I’d get caught. I’m a day early for the wake.”

The brightly festooned youth set the candle on a dresser cluttered with a young girl’s dreams. It was a memorial of dried flowers, laughing pictures of friends, and scattered cosmetics of various colors and styles. Butterflies of plastic or silk, large and small, decorated the mirror. A hairbrush was littered with remnants of green and gold, two of the girl’s latest experiments, both now history. The mirror on the wall reflected a covered form on the bed, the image dim in the flickering light, a girlish shape, underneath a neatly tucked sheet.

“I brought some soda like you like.”

The boy sloughed off a pack, set it in a chair, and unzipped a long zipper that ran up one side and down the other. He pulled out two cans triumphantly and turned to the bed. He set one down on the dresser and popped the top of the other with a distinctive click. It began to foam, and he jumped backwards, trying to drink the excess, as he searched for a waste bin. He stumbled into the door, kicked a metal can with his feet, and with a laugh, held the drink steady to let it bleed its excess life into the receptacle.

“Glad your mum didn’t hear that.” He grabbed the backpack and sat on the edge of the bed, taking another sip, before putting the can on the floor. “Want to see what else I brought? I told you I had one. Here it is.”

Out of the pack, he pulled a clear jar with a brass screw-on lid. Inside, a butterfly of exquisite beauty flexed its wings. It seemed to glow in the dim light, with crystalline colors of red, gold, and azure. The boy held it close to his face, and his features lit up with multicolored light, reflected in his rhinestones and glitter makeup.

“Do you want to see? I’ll show it to you. No one else knows about it. Lucy, you’ll be the first.”

He didn’t look the bed’s direction but put his hand on the lid and began to unscrew it. The butterfly quivered in anticipation, as if it knew it was about to be free. It crawled to the rim, and outside the glass, now it truly began to shine. The youth held out a finger, and the creature gently walked onto his skin. Each step it took left footprints of shining light and sparkling gemstones that only faded when it took to the air.

The youth’s eyes followed it as it flitted around the room. It landed on the mirror, and soon, the plastic and silk butterflies seemed to take on a life of their own. Their wings twitched, and in minutes, living butterflies filled the air, the breath of their wingbeats brushing the candle flame into dancing shadows that sprinkled color across the walls.

He gave a small whistle, and the butterfly—the original one with the glowing wings—alighted on his outstretched finger. The rest gathered on his arms and head and shoulders.

“Lucy, it’s time. You have to wake, now. My butterflies will show you how.”

He walked gently to the bed, so as not to disturb the fluttering creatures, and he worked the taut bedding back. Underneath, Lucy’s lifeless form lay with an empty expression and pale skin. She smelled of clean sheets and rosewater, a person whose life had only recently slipped away.

When he had her completely exposed, he held out his finger and let his butterfly alight on her chest, just over her heart. The glow of its wings increased, until Lucy’s skin began to warm with a soft light. Soon, the form of the butterfly was sublimated into the brightness. The youth shook his arms and shoulders, driving the rest of the butterflies into the air. They began to settle on Lucy’s limbs, face, and torso, until she was covered with their brightly colored wings.

The youth stepped away and retrieved his soda. His skin decorations sparkled in the changing light from the bed. He lifted his head to drink from the can, revealing a neck as colorful as his face.

When he heard a gasp of indrawn breath from the bed, he smiled. He set the can aside and retrieved the one he’d brought for Lucy. He found his way to the bed and knelt at her side. When she opened her eyes, he popped the top of the can and held it out to her.

“You’re beautiful again, Lucy. Look in the mirror and see.”

Each butterfly had left a piece of itself where it had landed, and she sparkled in glitter and rhinestones. The most beautiful place was just over her heart, one that glowed in crystalline colors of red, gold, and azure.

The youth pulled one last item out of his pack. It was a black robe. Lucy slipped it on, and together, they fluttered out the door, leaving the candle to burn itself out.

 

The Straggler

“AM I IN HEAVEN?  What’s happened to me?”

I asked the question aloud, but there was no answer. That made sense, as there was no one around that I could see. Only tons of fluffy clouds.

Oh, and I had wings. That was my best clue. Where else did one receive wings, if not in heaven?

I looked over the edge of my cloud, getting a bit ill to my stomach. I’ve never had a constitution for heights. Even walking up the stairs gives me the jeebies, unless the railing’s solid.

My head spun, and I pulled away, collapsing into my cloud like it was a giant, white beanbag, only softer. It was the earth down there, about a million miles away. All green, and divided neat-like into farming squares of different colors.

I thought of my family, Mom, Dad, and Gramps. Did they know where I was? I doubted it. I began to wonder how I got here, and whether they were likely to be here with me. You know, like in a car wreck where everyone is killed.

It might have happened.

I didn’t remember us going out together, but we might have. Possibly, although we usually didn’t.

A house explosion? Like with natural gas? It was conceivable, but I remembered that we were all electric.

Maybe Gramps went postal, and he’d shot all of us. That made me laugh. I couldn’t imagine Gramps postal. Anyway, I had full health insurance, so I’d be in the hospital now, even if he did. Gramps is a really lousy shot with a rifle.

“Hey, anyone!” I yelled the words, hoping to get a response. I peered at the different clouds, just then noticing that they were moving around like real clouds. I looked around me, wondering what would happen if my cloud disappeared. Sometimes they did that. Would I fall to the ground? Oh, right, I had wings . . . that I’d never used.

My cloud began to vibrate, and I noticed a rumbling sound growing quickly louder.

“Hey, is someone paying attention to this?” I stood and yelled it out. Someone had to be somewhere. Didn’t they?

Just then, right under my feet, a 747 tore by at a phenomenal speed, ripping the cloud right from under me.

“Yikes,” I yelped, as the air cleared around me. By then, the airliner had disappeared into the distance, leaving no more than a thin contrail to show where it had been.

I began to tumble, and before I knew it, I was flapping my wings, as though I’d been doing it all my life.

Rather, all my death.

After an hour or so, with no place to land, I began to tire. By then, the sun had slipped to the far side of the globe, and it had started to get dark. Seeing the terminator line sweep across the planet, turning day into night, was impressive. Lights flickered on, more and more, the darker it got. It seemed strangely cheerful, like watching the Northern Lights in Alaska, except I was way up in the stratosphere. I was surprised to see how bright it was, especially along the coastlines.

I thought of my gramps’ beach house. It would be dark this time of the year. That made me sad. I wanted it to be included in the happy lights. I searched just outside Vancouver, wondering if I could fly that far before I gave up, but it wasn’t completely dark there. Anyway, thin clouds had started to put some drag into my flight. I hoped they thickened enough I could stop and rest for a time.

I was distracted by a bright light moving through the sky really fast. It zigzagged around a few times, as if searching. I decided that it was too bad I was dead. I could definitively prove that UFOs were real, because by the flight pattern, this was definitely one. If I had my cell phone and could take a picture, I could sell it to the National Enquirer and make a fortune.

Then, if I had my cell phone, I wouldn’t have to yell into the clouds to see if anyone was nearby. I could call 9-1-1 and let them know I was here and needed a rescue.

Angel wings and all. Wouldn’t that go down well?

I guess I must have fallen into the UFO’s search pattern, because after about ten minutes, it zipped my direction, coming really fast. The clouds had thickened up by then, and I was resting my wings, with my feet on a not-very-solid cloud. When I shifted position too fast, my feet tended to slip, so I was holding really still.

When it got close, I saw it wasn’t a UFO at all. It was a glowing chariot with a white-bearded, robed man holding the reins.

“Jesus?” I called out, as I waved my hand.

“Hardly,” he laughed. “Yeshua is at a camp meeting in Australia. He’s hoping to be back before dark, though they tend to go to all hours there.”

“Sorry, God,” I apologized.

“No, no!” He really laughed at that, holding his belly. “Yahweh is at orientation. I’m here for stragglers.”

“Oh?” I was pleased to hear that. “You must be St. Peter.”

“I wish.” He held out a hand. “Moshe, of Exodus fame. You know me as Moses. Come aboard. It seems you got left behind.”

“Left behind?’ Did that mean I didn’t get to go to heaven?

“Shush.” Moses held a finger to his lips. “I won’t tell if you don’t. You slipped off the back of Elijah’s chariot, and no one noticed. I hope to get you back before Yahweh notices you’re gone. It doesn’t look good when we leave someone behind, even accidentally.”

“Before we go, I have to ask an important question. How did I die?” If anyone would know that, Moses would. I shook with anticipation.

“Your health insurance was cancelled, just before you got stung by a wasp, and you were out of EpiPens.”

“My health insurance was cancelled?” I was incredulous.

“Sorry, but when it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go.” Moses shrugged.

I was disappointed. My death should have been more exciting. My chariot ride to heaven made up for it, though. If anything, Moses drove at a spine-snapping million miles an hour.

I whooped with excitement all the way.

 

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The Electric Minute, Volume 2, Sample Stories

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The Witch in My Window

“WITCHES DON'T EXIST!”

My gran’s words echoed around my head as the horrific visage grinned at me through my bedroom window. I threw my curtains closed, and I leaned against the wall, panting.

“Witches don’t exist. Witches don’t exist. Witches don’t exist.” I repeated it three times, with my eyes closed and moisture beading on my forehead.

Three times was the magic charm. Gran had always said so, and I desperately wanted to do anything that would wipe that vision in the glass from my eyes.

Moving to my dresser (one of three), I lighted three candles, and of course, I used three different matches, sort of. This being the 21st century, I used pocket lighters, one in red, another yellow, and the third navy blue. There wasn’t any sense in being too traditional.

Opening my closet (also one of three, custom built, in cedar, oak, and walnut), I perused through my clothing choices. Three of everything, of course, though in different materials. One likes variety, even if it is limited to only three.

My hauberks were, of necessity, chain mail. There was nothing to be done about that. The interlinked and interwoven metal gave a level of protection nothing else could. I’d ordered each set in a distinctive style, one done in carbon steel, for strength in battle situations. Another was of a copper-beryllium alloy, to prevent sparks when struck by steel. I didn’t want to be set alight next to an off-gassing, putrefying and flammable vat of fumes. The third was for my softer side, rose-colored gold. Useless, of course, for warfare, but silken to the touch.

I chose the gold, as I wanted to be beautiful tonight. It shimmered as I slipped it over my head, flowing like liquid as it settled around my shoulders.

My gloves were all function. One was tipped with steel, so that I could strike with my fist and tear though the toughest of armor. My leather set was for flexibility, so that I could climb, if necessary, and manipulate all manner of tools. I did find the use of a computer keyboard to come in handy from time to time, and as a nod to being a modern woman, my phone is always at my side.

Dragon scales were my choice tonight. The scales were layered, one over another, and they sparkled and gleamed. I would be magnificent when I passed by, and my hands would dance in the light.

My kilts were of identical construction, in a knobby tartan and leather weave, although the patterns were different. They represented the power I’d assumed from those I’d battled with. Nairn Clan. Arbuthnot Ancient. And my favorite, Wallace Hunting. I was hunting tonight, and I slipped it around my waist.

My shoulder pads always seemed a vanity thing. Yet, I accepted their practicality. Worked up under my hauberk, they both absorbed the impact of a sword and kept the metal from chafing. They were heavily stitched, with ancient designs that spoke of an ancestry that went back nearly a thousand years. My choices were thin, thick, and fat. The rose-gold mail was heavy but flexed with my movements, and I chose the thin. I didn’t expect a battle tonight, at least not one that involved swords and impacts.

My helm was my final item of clothing. This was where I had put my attention and resources. Mine were of the finest manufacture. They had to be beautiful, and that didn’t come cheap. Then, none of my regalia did. This, though. There was no choice in what I would wear tonight.

I lifted a gleaming silver and gold helmet from within a velveteen case, ignoring the other two. It was worked as adroitly as an Egyptian mummy casing, and had been crafted by the same artisans. The silver had been burnished to a stunning glow, and the joints were studded with rubies and emeralds. The eyes were blackened into simpering slits, as feminine in their beaten metal as a young girl’s eyes in her initial burst of love.  I  dflkja;lkj;jklsdfjklsdfjkl

My shoes were of no account, as I could go barefoot or in steel-toed boots. My magic wasn’t there. I took no swords or knives, as my fingers and my spells were deadlier than metal could ever be. A lightning bolt thrown just right, or a chain of lava bursts were my forte against any foe. There were none I’d ever feared to face.

I opened my door, turning the knob three times. The first was to warn my enemies to beware. The second to place a ward around my walls, and the third to actually open the door. I stepped through to a landing with three spindles, revealing a bannister that followed three flights of stairs to the ground floor. The third floor was always the safest, for a woman of power like mine. Threes, remember. Always do things in threes. It was what my gran always said.

I made my way down the steps, counting each one in a pattern of threes. Naming them. The Bronte sisters. The Three Stooges. The bones in the ear. Three French hens. (Yes, I’d named them.) The Hanson brothers. The articles of clothing in a three-piece suit. The top three songs from 2012. My three favorite books. The three blind mice, three little kittens, and each of Cerberus’s heads.

I even counted the three feet in a yard.

Before I exited the building, I spoke one last chant, repeating it three times. “Witches don’t exist. Witches don’t exist. Witches don’t exist.”

I knew it wasn’t true, however. The one I’d seen in my window glass had been me.


Pamola

OUT ON THE rocks . . . a moose?

Was it waving at him? George shook his head and blinked several times. The voice of an eagle screeched in the distance, and he shivered.

The sky was still groggy with night, and the water was a thick soup. Wisps of fog stroked the shore like a lover’s caress, and clouds obscured the distant mountains. Keeping watch at the side of the ship, he’d known for several hours he was tiring. His duty each night consisted of constantly searching the horizon, and in the dark, it was easy to see things that weren’t there.

But this? His eyes had begun playing tricks on him. There was no other explanation.

“George, ready for some relief?” Raphe, his mate onboard the vessel, rested his elbows on the railing at George’s side. He talked around a cigarette, setting it quivering in front of his face. He pulled it from his mouth and blew a long tail of smoke into the freshening breeze, only to watch it dissipate into the moody morning sky, leaving an acrid smell to taint the damp air. The dampened fag in his fingertips glowed against the brightening horizon. Scattered, lumpy rocks broke the surface of the Maine shore like tailings of coal scattered across a blackened landscape.

“Yeah, maybe. Been awake too long, I know that.” George laughed. What he’d seen . . . what he’d thought he’d seen, seemed less real with a living, breathing human to talk to.

“You’re from these parts, right?” Raphe looked sideways at him, his eyes narrowed, as he put the end of his cigarette between his lips and drew in deeply. The cigarette glowed brightly, like a one-eyed demon skulking against the distant shore.

“Indian Nation, yeah. Haven’t lived here for better’n eight years.” George pulled his collar tighter. He already had it standing. Maine, even in summer, could be cold at night, and he felt it probing chill fingers down his back.

“Don’t know that I would’ve left. Beats Florida. Nothing but swamp rats and snakes there. Course, that’s why I skedaddled. Put me here on the Morgan with you, my friend. The Charles W. is as good a home as I’ve ever known.” Raphe held the remains of his glowing fag between his fingers, as if deciding if he could make another draw on it, before flicking it into the black water, when it glowed brightly for a brief moment before going dark.

“Swamp rats and snakes.” George chuckled, and he looked at his feet. Black shoes, polished every evening and scuffed every morning. He liked to rest his arms on the rail—like Raphe was doing just now—and work the toes of his shoes on the deck. It was hard on them, but he’d never managed to break the habit.

So, he bought extra polish and worked it in every day to cover the damage he’d done during the night.

It wasn’t his shoes that had his attention. Snakes and rats. The image from the shore. Waving. Yeah, waving at him. It was like his grandfather’s glass-plate images from his attic. It’d been one of the first cameras owned by the Penobscot Nation, acquired to record the people and their lifestyle before the white man wiped it away, and as the tribal leader, his grandfather, the sagama, had volunteered to learn to use it.

Sagama Tamakwe had taken pictures of everything. Rocks. Birchbark wigwams. Families huddled around cooking fires. In his mind, George could still see the blurred images of flames etched in the glass plates, more effervescent than solid, but telling of the flames that kept his ancestors warm during the brutal Maine winters.

One, though, had been wrapped more carefully than the rest. He’d quizzed his grandfather about it, only to have the old man sit beside him in front of the old rock fireplace in his rustic mountain cabin and tell him a story.

“When our people first came to the Place Where the Rocks Open Out, we never climbed the tallest mountains. Then, one day, my grandfather became desperate. It had been a hard winter, and he climbed to hunt a moose said to live in a cave on Katahdin mountain. Instead, he chased a half-man, half-eagle creature with the head of a moose from the cave.

“It became a hard time for the Penobscot Nation. He had awakened the bird spirit Pamola, who is the god of Thunder and the protector of the mountain. He was very angry.

“Now I will show you the image. It’s Pamola. He’s in the glass.”

His grandfather unwrapped the glass plate very gingerly, and sure enough, in the plate was a man-like creature with the head of a moose, the body of a man, and the wings and feet of an eagle.

“A god let you take a picture of him?” The boy, George, had been amazed, certain it was a man dressed in a costume.

“No, my grandson. I captured Pamola in the glass with the white man’s box, and our mountain has been at peace ever since. We’re safe as long as his bird spirit remains inside. Take care, though. Whoever releases Pamola from the glass will know his wrath for all time.”

George’s grandfather died some years later, and his old cabin was abandoned. As a teen, full of angst and often drinking too much, George made his way to his grandfather’s unused cabin for a weekend free from his parents.

He found the old image of Pamola, and not believing his grandfather’s story except as the words of a misguided although much-loved fool, in a moment of alcohol-infused carelessness, he dropped it and broke it. That night a storm hit the mountain, toppling trees and pulling the roof off the old cabin.

Now George sailed the seas, and he refused to place his black-polished shoes on Maine soil. If he did, Pamola would know he had returned.

Rain began to pelt the deck of the ship, as thunder rumbled along the shoreline. George clapped Raphe on the shoulder and headed inside. He shook his head. A moose on the rocks, with the wings of an eagle, waving at him like a man.

He wondered if Pamola knew he was here.


Cash Box

THE TWO COINS in Rudy Dolan’s pocket clinked.

It was an odd musical accompaniment as he stumbled down the cold pavement, the holes in his shoes turning his feet into blocks of ice. The temperatures during the long night had fallen far below freezing, and he’d huddled for unendurable hours beneath layers of newsprint trying to stay warm.

It hadn’t worked.

Instead he’d spent the time working on his plans to climb back up the economic and social ladder to where he belonged. He wasn’t a gutter rat. He didn’t belong in the alleyways of the city. He missed . . . he missed . . . most of all he missed warm butter over a good steak, medium rare, always medium rare.

And a good bottle of wine, and a soft bed at the Club. It had all been yanked from him. The day was seared in his memory forever.

October 29th, a day to live in infamy for all time.

Jerrold McGowan had worked in the adjoining office, a fine broker by anyone’s standards, but a risk-taker in the Market. Bigger risks facilitated bigger gains, Jerrold always said. It was a motto he’d lived by, and, well, maybe, died by, too. The Market had been off for a week, and good ole’ Jer had snapped up the plunging stocks, certain that a rebound was on the way.

It never happened, and when Rudy showed up for work that morning, Jer had been pasty and in rumpled clothing. He was at his ticker, and when Rudy greeted him, Jer smiled wanly, pulled out the keys to his Pierce-Arrow Series 33 Runabout, and held them out.

“Want to buy a car, old man?”

“What?” Rudy was taken aback. He’d never done as well in the Market as Jerrold, and while he lived okay, he took taxis. Cars were expensive to own.

“C’mon, take me up on it. It’s a deal you can’t refuse.” He jangled the keys to make his point.

“That’s the keys to your Runabout. You love that car.” Rudy laughed off his offer. His accounts were down, too, and he didn’t have the cash to spare, no matter how cheap it was.

“Well, you can’t take it with you.” He took a deep breath, like a man who was tired and knew he’d never sleep again. “I think I might need some fresh air. Give me a minute, won’t you, old man?”

“Sure, Jer. We’ll get together at noon for an early drink. How about that?”

“Noon’s a plan.” He smiled, an empty expression that looked more a grimace than an actual grin.

Rudy slipped into his office, his own ticker tape stock machine bonkers with activity, as it clattered away. He glanced at the tape and back at the door, with its frosted glass emblazoned with Jer’s name and title. This explained a lot. He picked up the phone to make a call to see if the Market drop was affecting everyone, only to get the operator.

“This is Marcie. Is that you, Mr. Dolan?”

“Yes, Marcie. Is Mr. Fleckenstein in? If so, I’d like to be connected.” Fleckenstein was the company chairman, and he’d know if anyone would.

“I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Mr. Dolan, but Mr. Fleckenstein is no longer with us. I can connect you with Barry in Legal, if that would help.” She smacked her gum, just audible over the line.

“Not with us? Sam was fired?” He was surprised. Fleckenstein was one of the original partners. With the falling stock prices, well, someone had to take the blame.

“Pills, I heard. So sad. Barry?”

Before he could answer, he heard a scream, and then a wet whump. He rushed to the window and threw it open. A crowd was gathering on the street. In the center was Jerrold. His head was a bloody mess, and he still held the keys to his Runabout in his hand.

Jerrold had been secretive about the business side of his life, not letting anyone in on his tricks of the trade. Still, Rudy had seen the safe behind the painting—every office in the building had one—but it wasn’t the safe that was important. Jerrold had received a recent promotion, and the glass on his door was being updated. The painter had wiped solvent on the frosted glass, and for a minute it was nearly clear. Jerrold had been loading a cash box with bonds, annuities, and cash, lots of it.

And Jerrold’s private stash of stocks, hand-picked and guaranteed to go sky high.

Rudy thrust himself through the door and swung the picture wide. He checked to see if the combination was written near the safe, and finding nothing, searched the back of the picture. He noticed a torn spot in the paper backing on the painting, and lifting it, there it was.

He pulled out the cash box and laid it on Jerrold’s desk, to the accompaniment of the ticker clattering away in the background. Sirens were coming in the window. The police would arrive soon, and he had to get this over and done with.

There. Container Corporation of America. Truax Traer Coal. Bulova. Zenith. Minneapolis Honeywell, and Douglass Aircraft, among others.

Rudy slammed the safe and shoved the cash box under his arm. He reentered his office just as the police invaded Jerrold’s. With his heart pounding, he knew he had to stash the box somewhere safe. Grand Central. He could get a storage locker there, just until things settled, and he could figure out what Jerrold’s stuff was worth.

It turned out it was worth about zero in the current state of things, and over the next couple of years, things went even further south. Rudy kept the box squirreled away, though, even as he was let go, evicted, and had nothing left but the suit on his back. Sleeping on the streets, he’d dreamed of those names, but no longer had access to how they had fared in the market.

Until daylight, when one of the news rags he was underneath was the financial section, and he’d gotten to reading the top stock performers. Container Corporation of America. Truax Traer Coal. Bulova. Zenith. Minneapolis Honeywell, and Douglass Aircraft. He let his mind dream . . . warm butter over a good steak, medium rare, always medium rare.

And a good bottle of wine, and a soft bed at the Club. His heart warmed in the knowledge that he was rich.

 

The Telephone

THE PHONE RANG. “Hello,” I said. “Hello.”

The line was silent for a few moments. I don’t know why I continued to listen. No one was there. Then it clicked, and the dial tone started as I hung up.

All the lights went out, like someone had hit a switch.

I picked up the phone to call the electric company, and the lights came back on. Weird, I thought.

I hung up the phone, at first thinking it was just a coincidence. You know, like when you lift the receiver to call someone, and before you can dial, they’re already there. They tell you it never rang, and they’re right, because it didn’t. It’s only a chance thing, though, that you picked up exactly as they were dialing. I mean, what are the odds?

When I hung up, the lights went out again.

Double weird.

I tried it a few times, off and on, to see if it kept up. I even did the S.O.S. pattern, just for fun, until one of the times it was down, the phone rang again.

“Hello?” I said, not expecting anyone to be there.

“Gerry, have you been watching this?”

It was Franklin, the only person who ever calls me, unless it’s a business call or a telemarketer.

“Watching what?” I’d been busy playing with my phone. I hadn’t had time for anything else.

“The city, you fool! Don’t you pay attention to anything? Look outside your window. I’ll hold.”

I laid my phone down, leaving the handset to rock on its side, and I walked across the room. I tilted the blinds and looked out. I was on the fourteenth floor, so I had a good view. There was the barbecue place, neon lights glaring, and I watched the streetlight at the corner blink from green to red. No cars were coming, so that was odd. It blinked back to green almost immediately, and that was odder. The other direction I looked for Jerry’s Hole Shop, a donut eatery that also serves burgers and salads. The lights were on, but I couldn’t see anyone inside. It was usually crowded this time of night.

Then I realized there was no one on the street. Light pooled beneath the streetlights, but no one was home.

I moved back to the phone and picked it up, saying, “Looks like a quiet night, my friend. What am I looking for?”

“Are the lights on?” Franklin seemed perturbed I wasn’t panicked like him. Then, that was Franklin for you.

“Just like every night. That’s a silly question. Now if you want to know about my apartment—”

“I don’t care about your apartment. The whole city’s been having problems the last thirty minutes. Losing power like crazy. Radios are warning everyone not to go outside.”

“I’d say we’ve got some compliant people in our city.” I laughed. “Ain’t nobody outside here. I’m hanging up now, Franklin.”

I set the phone in the receiver, forgetting about the light thing. Every bulb in the room went dark as soon as I released the phone.

Man!

Then the phone rang again, and as soon as I picked it up, the lights were back on.

“Gerry?” The voice was tinny as I didn’t have the phone to my ear, but it was Franklin.

“Yeah?” I lifted the phone so I could talk.

“It did it again here. The lights went out, and now they’re on again. How about at your place? Got electricity?”

“For now, thanks.”

“What about outside?”

“Don’t know. I’m not at the window. I’m talking with you on the phone.”

“Check and see.” Franklin sounded kinda miffed.

“Sure.” I returned and reported, “Yeah, they’re still on. You guys must be having transformer trouble. This side of town’s got all the juice we can use.”

I was about tired of my phone by that time. I’ve never been much of a talker, and hardly ever on the phone. I told Gerry I’d see him at work in the morning, and I was hanging up.

The lights went dead when I did.

Maybe the building super could figure it out. Probably a short or something, maybe even easy to fix. Before I could lift the phone to call, the uneven glass in the window caught my eye, and like a seagoing vessel in a west wind, I was drawn forward.

It was like precivilization out there. Total darkness, only lighted by the moon overhead. I lifted the window to discover silence, except for the occasional barking of a frightened dog. No air conditioners, no car horns, and not even the rumble of the subway, which I can feel when it goes under my building.

I decided my first call would be to Franklin to find out if it was lights out again at his place. As soon as I picked up the phone, the power came back on.

That’s when I figured it out. Outside my window, the power returned there, also. My phone was the key. I dialed Franklin to tell him I’d resolved the power problem for the city. We had power as long as I was on the phone.

“Well, don’t hang it up, fool,” he chided, with a laugh. “See you in the morning.”

This time I laid the handset on the table so the power would stay on. That worked for about three minutes, just long enough for the dial tone to break the connection and begin beeping. There I stood in the darkness, the room silent, except for the beeping of the phone.

Now I have a schedule on my door where people can sign up to talk, twenty-four hours a day. Every day. As soon as someone hangs up, the next person must be ready to place a call. It’s the only way to keep the power on across the entire city. It’s not so bad, except when I get up in the middle of the night to get a drink. I have to remember to put on a robe before I walk through the living room. I never know who might be on my phone, talking to their grandmother in Cincinnati.

People do like to talk. It wouldn’t do to become the talk of the town, now, would it? No, siree. Not me.

 

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